"Like a virgin, touched for the very first time."

     Yea... I'm supposed to be doing my homework right now, but oh well. I really just wanted to say something to start this blog off on a good note.
Or a bad one?
     Hello, people of the internet! Whether you have just happened to stumble onto this page, or you actually care what I have to say, I've got some good news for you. I am here on display for your perusal. That is, I'm going to say whatever the hell I want, and you can judge however you see fit. And, best of all, I think, you can tell me what those judgments are!
     Honestly, I'd like to hear it. So what if it bruises my ego a bit? I'd much rather have honesty than anything else.
    So here we are, to the crux of the matter. I'm here because I need somewhere to pretend like people care what I think. When I speak to family (and I'm sure many of you understand this situation), they initially act interested, and then their eyes glaze over and they stop actually listening. Oh well. Whatever else my reasons are, I'm available now.

Now, since we've gotten through that lengthy introduction, I bid you ado.